Citizens of Bellevue, tonight you may rest easy...the revolution has begun. You are going to be saved, quite possibly from yourself.
I know, I know, Bellevue has revolutions every couple of years. But this one is serious. This one has a platform. So far, the platform consists of the following tenets:
1. The people of Bellevue must be able to burn freely, anything, anywhere, anytime.
2. The people of Bellevue must be able to drink alcoholic beverages, anywhere, anytime, and most definitely while they are burning things in their back yards.